A poor single mother has three children, Pancake Day comes around and she doesn't have the money to put a coin in each of her kids pancakes. She thinks her kids would be excited to find a BB in their pancakes and so grabs a couple from the basement and fries up a couple pancakes. The kids gobble them down, but nothing gets said about the BBs! She shrugs it off and figures they'll just pass them, no harm done.
That night she's awoken by her youngest daughter, "Mommy! Mommy! I went to pee and I peed out a BB!" The mother replies "Don't worry about it honey, just go on back to sleep"
A few hours later her middle daughter wakes her, "Mommy! Mommy! I had to use the washroom and I peed out a BB!" Again the mother tells the child not to worry and sends her back to bed.
Finally after another couple hours her oldest child a boy rushes in and wakes her. Getting a little aggravated at this point she cuts him off, "I know, I know, you peed out a BB, don't worry just got back to sleep." But he replies "No mom, I was jerking off and I shot the cat!"
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