So there's an English cat and a French cat. The English cat is named 1,2,3 and the French cat is named Un Deux Trois. They both have to cross a river, which cat makes it across?
So there's an English cat and a French cat. The English cat is named 1,2,3 and the French cat is named Un Deux Trois. They both have to cross a river, which cat makes it across?
The 1, 2, 3 cat makes it across safely, because Un, Deux, Trois cat sank.
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