The **teacher** asked **Jimmy**, "Why is your cat at school today **Jimmy**?" **Jimmy** replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once ****Jimmy**** leaves for school today!'"
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