Cat Jokes
Schrödinger, what have you done to our cat?
He's half dead!
What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?
"Why you always lion?"
If humans are a product of pure evolution.
Then why can't people survive without money? I'...
TWO CATS ARE SWIMMING ............
two cats are swimming across a river .one's na...
CAT HOSPITAL
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To ha...
I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if ...
A cat gives birth in a public park...
...and is fined $50 for littering.
I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don...
Dog Jokes
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
Jimmy ran over Miss Jane's cat with his car.
Jimmy felt terrible and went to Miss Jane and s...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comm...
I've got a quiet buddy who taught his cat to speak.
He's a fan of mew words.
Where would you park your camel?
The Camelot.
PS Booze helped with this and no...
Did you hear about the cat that yelled at the grass?
It was meowing the lawn.
A teacher asks a student a question.
Teacher: If I give you two cats, then two more ...
p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
What was Schrödinger's favorite childhood book?
The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
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I was trying to look at one of these threads an...
I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#...
I better get him a tuna.
A car with three physicists is pulled over by a cop.
Inside are Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm.
Th...