What do you call a man with no arms and legs...

* in a pile of leaves? Russell
* next to a hole? Doug
* in the hole? Phil
* floating in the ocean? Bob
* coming to shore? Wade
* on the beach? Sandy
* on the floor of a barber shop? Harry
* under a car? Jack
* hanging on the wall? Art
* by the front door? Matt
* fighting with a cat? Claude

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