Hes in a panic, "doctor what can you do??!?"
"That dog is dead, theres nothing I can do."
"But doctor, surely theres something you can do!"
The doctor brings in a blood hound. The hound sniffs the dead dog and confirms. "Oh that dog is deffinitely dead"
"No doctor! There must be something you can do, my wife will kill me!"
The doctor brings in a cat. The cat sniffs and confirms. "Oh that dog is dead. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do."
"Well what should I do doc?"
"Well you owe me $62.50"
"What do you mean, you didn't do anything?!"
"Its for the blood work and cat scan."
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