Three cats are competing in a race.
There's an American cat named "One Two Three," ...
Cat Jokes
What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??
Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree
He's wanted dead and alive
There was once a cat on Mars
But Curiosity killed the cat
Each person in class had to write a sentence (Cuban joke)
So the teacher asked everyone to read their sen...
was that your rat running around here?
- it is not a rat, it is a dwarf doxie
- my cat...
The bagger
So my first job in high school was as a bagger ...
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running away from a insane killer.
After some time running the brunette spots a ba...
I was pondering life with the cat wizard...
Then he said something that gave me paws.
I made a joke for my dog tonight...
Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my ...
A Mars Rover landed in my front yard
I guess you could say, Curiosity killed my cat.
Curiosity killed the cat.
NASA apologized profusely.
Why did the cat befriend the dog?
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
A woman brought a very limp duck
into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled...
The best part about owning a pet.
You can blame your dog for farting,
you can bl...
What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
Love is...
when you washed your cat and it still comes to ...
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.
The girls decided to go up 3 different trees a...
Game Respect Game
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and...
What did the bouncer say at the cat cafe?
You can't come in, we're at catpacity!
Cat walks into a bar
Cat walks into a bar and approaches the bartend...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has its claws at the end of its paws, and o...