They all turn down an alley only to find a dead end. The Englishmen quickly jumps into a dustbin, the Scotsman gets into a crate, and the Irishmen climbs into a sack. Just at that moment the police turn up and start looking for them.
The policemen kicks the dustbin, and the Englishmen goes "meow". Just a cat, the policemen thinks.
He kicks the crate, "squeak squeak", goes the Scotsmen. Just a mouse, thinks the policemen.
He then kicks the sack and the Irishmen goes, "POTATOES".
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