He was very close to dying. Wanting to have him for just a few more years, I pleaded to the doctor "Isn't there anything you can do to try and save him?"? He scratched his chin for a while and said, "Well, there is one more thing." A Labrador walks into the room, sniffs the cat up and down, left and right, and all over. Finally, he looks up towards the vet and shakes his head. Asking again if he is salvageable, He says that there is one more last resort option. A cat walks into the room, sniffs the nearly dead one, and shakes his head as well.
Suppressing tears, I check out of the hospital. "Your total is $1200." Confused, I ask why the visit was so expensive, and replies with this:
"You had to pay extra for the lab test and the CAT scan."
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