"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home.
"Did I take it out?"
"Yes, you drove it to school this morning."
"I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I
turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
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