Where is the car?


"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home.


"Did I take it out?"


"Yes, you drove it to school this morning."


"I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I
turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."

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