A cop was driving over town! He saw a red Benz zizzaging every which way on the street.
The cop did his duty. When he drove up next to the car, he saw a drop dead gorgeous blonde, sewing in the car. "Pullover", he shouted.
"No, replied the blonde "a pair of socks!
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