A doctor was in the car with her 4-year-old daughter. On the way
to preschool, the girl picked up her mother's stethoscope, which
had been on the seat of the car. The mother thought, "Oh, how
sweet, she wants to be just like me!" Then the little girl spoke
into the instrument, saying, "Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take
your order?"
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