There was a blonde driving through the country. She just dyed her hair brown because she was sick of being made fun of her hair color.
She was really hungry so she stopped at a farmer's house and says, "Hi, If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
The farmer agreed. So she quickly counted them and said, "91."
The farmer looked around puzzeledly and said,"Ok. Take one."
When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked, "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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