Life As A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "A...
Car Jokes
Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationi...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DA...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house a...
Statistical one-liner
The most important statistic for car manufactu...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they...
Just like the Old Days
A couple married thirty years were revisiting ...
ARE YOU AN ENGINEER?
If you stare at an orange juice container beca...
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical...
There are three engineers in a car; an electri...
How to Dump a Man
Dear ________,
I regret to inform you that yo...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire ri...
Yo mommas so dumb......
Yo mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Q: How many members
Q: How many members of the P.L.O. does it tak...
Redneck quickies 19
You might be a redneck if...Your `huntin dawg'...
blonde locked in her car!
A ladie walks in a gas station and asks fora c...
You go to the family
You go to the family reunion to pick up women....
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...
Speed Trap
Speed Trap
A state trooper spied a car putter...
The Rabbi's Advice
A man has been in business for many, many year...
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airl
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain...
Burger King won't let you
Burger King won't let you do it your way, righ...
Your mama
Your mama is so stupid she sold her car for ga...
The Blonde Sheep Her
There was a typical blond. She had long, blond...
More truths...
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a ...
Look at that car
What do you call a car full of black people?
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