Speed Trap
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his
lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that
five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer
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