Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip
guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers
and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?,"


Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely
that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.


� Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby � so he asks Carrie's dad
to repeat himself.


� Yeah," says Carrie's father�,Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all
night if we let her!"


A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby
escorts his date out the front door.


About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door
behind her, and screams at her father: ''Dad, it's called the twist!''