You Might Be a Lawyer if...


You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
You believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.
Your other car is a BMW.
When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

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