My Car Will Go On...Hopefully


Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from Titanic):


Verse 1:
Every time I start you, I hear you, I feel you
Telling me you cannot...go on.
Far away the Hyundais, the Yugos, they beat us
At 45[mph] you slowly...go on.


Chorus:
Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ugly car!
Once...More...I don't lock the door
And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on


Verse 2:
The battery died that one time, and stalled me a lifetime
I watched as all the others...go on
How the kids they would laugh, the fan belts, do screech - scratch
When I drive with the fan...turned on


Chorus:
Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
Once...More...I don't lock the door
And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on


Super-chorus: (same melody, but raised two keys)
This...year...there's nothing I fear
I got triple-A card to go on
On...the...405 Freeway
I reach for the call box and, my life will go on and on

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