Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Top 16 Interesting Movie Triple Features


16> Dazed and Confused/About Last Night/Dud...

Batman & Robin


What did Batman say to Robin before he got in ...

40 Peinguins.


There was this trucker with 40 peinguins in hi...

Three in front and three in back.


How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
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Two buddies are sitting at the bar


These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a ...

There was a three car pile up in Mexico five...


There was a three car pile up in Mexico five t...

Grand Theft Auto


What do you call a white man pushing a car?


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AMAZING RESULTS OF STATISTICS


1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-han...

Strage Eating Habits


A mother complained to her doctor about her da...

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll


A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll ...

Yo mumma so fat


yo mumma so fat, she got run ova by a parked c...

A pregnant Irish woman


A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved...

You know you have too much HP when.......


1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as s...

A Likely Story


A man bought a new BMW and was out on the inte...

Ferrari Hires Liverpool Lads as Pit Crew


The Ferrari F1 Team recently fired the whole P...

Parrot Talk


One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a...

The Garage Door Is Open


Noticing that her boss's fly was open, the emb...

Bad Timing


A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for e...

Advice to northerner


Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be i...

A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights...


A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights wa...

Kiss Me Where it Smell


There was a promiscuous young couple making ou...

Car Dimmer Switch Modification


STATE OF CALIFORNIA
DEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE
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You go to the dentist


You go to the dentist for a "Tooth Cleaning".Y...

Thoughts From Women...


Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman


The ...

Actual Court Sayings!


30 things people actually said in court


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