Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Camping Tips


* When using a public campground, a tuba place...

Definitions


THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a...

Deer Hunters


Two goober hunters were dragging their dead de...

Lost In Desert


A blonde, burnette, and redhead were driving t...

I Had It All!


A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all -...

Redneck quickies 27


You might be a rednack if...Your wife gets a h...

Ironic


Define irony.


An Amish person getting hit by...

I own the fastest car


A man goes out and buys the best car available...

Divorce


A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her...

Back Seat Necking


The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing pass...

Strange Deaths


JUST PLAIN BAD LUCK A fierce gust of wind blew...

Saving the Oppossum!


Late one night a couple is driving down a coun...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she ru...

Sooo... Blonde


She was soooo blonde...


* she asked for a p...

Yo mama so stupid


yo mama is so stupid she sold the car for gas ...

3 Blonde Shorties!


A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but ...

From Yuppie to Redneck in 25 Steps


Are you a wealthy and successful suit-and-tie ...

HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?


She was soooo blonde... she asked for a price ...

You Know Your Getting Older When...


- You and your teeth don't sleep together.


-...

The Train Ride


One day after a war was over, a general and a ...

Sleeping in the barn


A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...

18 Holes


there were 4 people 1 girl 3 boys.there car br...

You're a redneck ... you refer to the


You're a redneck if .... You refer to the duct...

How drunk is he?


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...

You Know You're Puerto Rican If...


You Know You're Puerto Rican If ...


You've e...