A blonde, burnette, and redhead were driving to the desert. When their car died, the burnette said,"I brought food so we will not die of hunger."
The redhead said,"I brought water so we won't die of thirst."
The blonde said,"I brought the car, so if we get hot we can roll down the windows!"
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