The Train Ride

One day after a war was over, a general and a private were
riding a train home, and the private was sitting in an aisle
seat, and was waiting for the train to pull out of the station,
when he looks up, and sees the prettiest girl he had ever seen
walk in the car, and she's coming closer, and closer, finally
she takes the seat directly across the aisle, and he gives her
one of those cool smooth looks, and then he looks down the aisle
again and sees....Grandma (who is a stout woman) coming over.


Now she has seen the look from the private to her granddaughter,
and gives the girl a little shove and the girl has to move over
to the window seat. The private is more than a little
disappointed because his view has just gone from gorgeous, to
old and ugly.


About an hour into the ride, They came into this tunnel, and
it's pitch black in the train, you hear this smoooooch, then
SMACK. The Beautiful girl is thinking, "I am so glad he kissed
me. I just wish my grandma hadn't decked him!"


The grandma is thinking, "I can't believe the NERVE of that
young man, really, kissing my granddaughter! I am sooo glad she
slapped him!"


The general is thinking, "I am so proud of my private, he saw an
opportunity, and he seized the opportunity, I just wish her
grandma would have hit him instead of me!"


The young private was thinking, "I must be the luckiest man in
the world, I got to kiss the prettiest girl I've ever seen, and
I got to deck my general without getting in trouble for it."