Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Too Far In


A young couple is out carousing one evening. W...

Internet Junkie Warning Signs


You know it's time to turn your computer off a...

Out of The circle


This blond in her new red corvette convertable...

3 Guys in Heaven


Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goe...

The Top 9 Items on Michael Jordan's To-Do List


9. Finally roll and count that jar of loose ch...

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter


Note: This Application must be filled out comp...

Hot Blonde Driver


One day while on patrol a police officer pulle...

Basketball Fan


An elementary teacher started at a new school ...

Short Blondes


What does a blonde do when she wakes up?


Goe...

Ski Practice


It's time for skiing again! Do the following e...

Crime=Idiots=Don't Pay!


Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Ge...

Disorder in Court


From a little book called "Disorder in the Cou...

What's the Difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?


What's the Difference between Bill Clinton and...

Gravol Label


I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's ev...

Pregnant lady


A lady around seven months pregnant got on a s...

ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his...


ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his m...

You think the last words


You think the last words to the Star Spangled ...

Angry truck driver and the Ferrari


one afternoon a truck driver sees a blonde in...

You move your refrigerator and


You move your refrigerator and the grass under...

Penguin Car Trouble


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizo...

blonde car


A blonde is in the car with her boyfriend and ...

The Blonde Driver


A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...

Stolen car


A blonde phoned police to report that thieves ...

Dum blond


there where 3 women in a car a red head a bren...

Insurance claims


Coming home I drove into the wrong house and c...