She was soooo blonde...
* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* she sold the car for gas money.
* she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
* she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
* she thought Taco Bell was where you pay your phone bill.
* she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
* she tried to alphabetize M&M's.
* she tried to drown a fish.
* she wrote "Capricorn" on the application where it said, "sign here".
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