Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Easter Bunny


A man was driving down a road, when all of a s...

Let me through!


A car was involved in an accident in a street....

Things I Have Learned From Watching Soap Opera


1. Everybody has a child that they gave up for...

Clinton bumper sticker


Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:

Good Samaritan


A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he ...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

All gone now


A man complaining to a friend: " I had it all,...

Because I'm A Guy


Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television ...

Gates Vs GM


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...

Best Friends


After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date ...

Found in the Dogbert's New Ruling Class Newsletter


by Scott Adams


I work in tech support. An e...

American Golfer


I can go golfing today , cauz my car wont budg...

Revelations In Life


Revelations on My Life


1. I'm not into work...

Kitty litter


If you throw a cat out of a car window is that...

Car Vs Computer


Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress eve...

Madam Car


Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?...

Nelson Manela


Best read with a Japanese accent: Nelson Mande...

Lawyer vs. snake


Q: A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car....

Cops and Blondes


There was a blonde a brunnete and a red head t...

Redneck quickies 16


You might be a redneck if...


You move your r...

Yo mamma


yo momma is so black when she got out her car ...

Redneck


If your car garage is bigger than your house t...

3 Dumb Blonde Jokes


1. Did you hear about the dumb blonde's wife w...

Redneck Tests


Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below...

10 reasons to buy a new car...


10. Your passenger seat is on the National Re...