Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Read The Manual Please!


IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEV...

Your Momma Is So Fat


Your Momma is so fat that she thought my SUV w...

Actual product instructions.


ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:


ON A HAIRDRYER:...

Tragic Loss


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his ...

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1. Depression is merely anger without enthuias...

sleep in the barn


A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...

Dad won't say


Ten things that dads probably don't say too of...

THE BLONDE AND THE TREE


A blonde was driving down the highway and was ...

Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!


Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!


1. Save all...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was...


A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was ha...

Redneck quickies 10


You might be a redneck if...


You think a cha...

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the


Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way ba...

Nerds!!!!!!


A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load ...

Your dog can't watch you


Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.Y...

Have you heard of the


Have you heard of the new Mexican sports car?
...

Country Lane


A husband and wife were driving down a country...

Just A Juggalo


A man is driving home, when is pulled over by ...

Wrong Way


As a senior citizen was driving down the freew...

A man is in a bar having a drink...


A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next...

You use the O on


You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new...

No More Baby Talk!


On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teache...

New Car


John: "My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new...

You Know You're


A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.A...

Yo Mama is so black...


Your mama is so black that when she gets out t...

Fat


Your Momma is so fat when I got in my car to d...