Car Jokes

Car Jokes

your momma is so stupid she got ran over by...


your momma is so stupid she got ran over by a ...

Old man driving


An old man was driving down the Interstate at ...

30 more things we have learned from the movies


1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least ...

Touring Washington


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the f...

Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown


Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...

Idiot sports quotes


Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligib...

Drunk 911 Call


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

20 year anniversary


A woman awakes during the night to find that h...

I Can't Swim


There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out ...

A Kind Lawyer?


One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back...

When cheese gets its picture


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does ...

Three Buddies


Three buddies die in a car crash. They go to h...

messy divorce


A man had recently gone through a messy divorc...

Give an example of tragedy


Give an example of tragedy


Winston Peters i...

Yo mammas so stupid!


yo mammas so stupid she tripped over a cordles...

Why did the zombie baby cross the road?


Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wr...

Naming the Twins


A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wi...

Rules of the South


�Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't ...

Car fitting the Profession


Three men were discussing their careers and th...

Redneck quickies 31


You might be a redneck if...You have to duct t...

Artificial Intelligence


A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two ...

She will rise and shine


A mother complained to her doctor about her da...

Q. How is a man like a used car?...


Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Bo...

Bill Clinton & Hillary


Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a ...

The Dumb Blonde:Made By:A Blonde


A dumb blonde is driving and see`s a tree,so s...