A dumb blonde is driving and see`s a tree,so she swurves to the right,she see`s another tree,she swurves again,she see`s ANOTHER tree,so she swurves again,a cop pulled her over and said"Lady you need to stop swurving your gonna get yourself hurt"and the dumb blonde said"but I keep seeing trees",and the cop said"Lady........thats a car freshener"
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