There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out in the middle of a huge field. She kept screaming "HELP."
Another blonde happen to be driving by in her car and heard the first blonde yelling for help, so she pulled over to the side of the road to see what was wrong.
She yelled to the blonde sitting in the boat and asked her what was wrong.
The blonde in the boat replied, "I lost the oars and don't know how to get out of here. Can you help me?"
The second blonde replied, "I would but I can't swim!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.