Just the Facts
1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "...
Car Jokes
The three men
there was three men a chinese a indian and bla...
101 uses for AOL disks
It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...
Patrolmen's Ball
Actual Police Accounts
The woman in question...
The great beyond
There were two lovers, who were really into sp...
Dumb Messages and Warnings
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should n...
The Blue Eye
One day, a man had an accident at work, which ...
PEP BOYS
THIS LADY WENT TO PEP BOYS SHE WAS NEXT IN LIN...
Real Signs Found In Various Places
Unlike Humorless bureaucracies, real people ca...
Brick of life
About ten years ago, a young and very successf...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: C...
Parked car
yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a speeding p...
Do We Really Need Taxes?
The Gettysburg address is 269 words, the Decla...
Top Ten Signs You Might be a Sysadmin
10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users ...
Senior Moment
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks ...
A Visitors' Guide to Dallas, Texas
A Visitors' Guide to Dallas, Texas
(Life in A...
Best Friends
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date ...
Too late
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely...
Change my grip
Jack was first up in his foursome. Eyeing the ...
Life Reflections by George Carlin
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It lea...
a car
Two black people are in a car. The first black...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed ...
I just needed to use your car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple r...
Too fat
your mammas so fat,that she had to go through ...
If Microsoft Was Loo
If Microsoft built cars you would need to rest...