It's Dark in Here

A married woman is having an affair. meanwhile her young son hides in the
closet. one day she hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet
as well.
inside the closet, the little boy says, "its dark in here, isn't it?"
"yes it is," the man replies.
"you wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"no thanks," the man replies.
"i think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"ok. how much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"twenty-five dollars?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect
his hidden position.
the following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car
in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"it's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"yes it is," replies the man.
"wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"ok. how much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
the next weekend, the little boy's father says "hey, son. go get your ball and
glove and we'll play some catch."
"i can't. i sold them," replies the little boy.
"how much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit
in terms of lizards and candy?
"seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"seventy-five dollars?! that's thievery! i'm taking you to the church right
now. you must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness", the father explains as
he hauls the child away.
at the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain,
sits down, and says "its dark in here isn't it?"
"don't you start that s*** in here," the priest says.