An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over
next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of
candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car
pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces of candy?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy
you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look," he says to the
driver. "You bought the Ford, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"
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