My wife telephoned me because she couldn�t get the car started.
"I think there's water in the carburettor, she say�s"
"Dear, I say� if you know there�s water in the carburettor, why do you need my help?"
"Well it�s like this." She said� �I put my foot on the wrong peddle and ended up driving into the swimming pool.�
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