I Didn't Do It
One afternoon a man came home from work to fin...
Car Jokes
Your Car Need Clean
12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for ...
Einstein's Chauffeur
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of ...
Car treatment
Q: Why would women be better off if men treate...
Why is there an expiration
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?...
Odd-dometor
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was ha...
Cool off
There were 3 men walking in the in the dessert...
Advice for Yankees Moving South
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will b...
Debate the stop sign
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and ...
Trying to quit
Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking...
Perfect Couple
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woma...
Chinese sayings
"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who...
Three men died and they went to the pearly...
Three men died and they went to the pearly gat...
Bad Days
Think YOU'RE having a bad day? It seems like s...
Chicago
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a r...
ATM Withdrawls
HIM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card ...
A Likely Story
A man bought a new BMW and was out on the inte...
Essex tongue
How to speak with an essex tongue!!
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How many sheep do I have?
There once was a blonde who was very tired of ...
If Microsoft made cars...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...
A man dies and goes up to heaven
A man dies and goes up to heaven. He sees the ...
Translations
These translations are for all women out there...
Yo Momma
Yo momma so dumb she got locked in H-E-B and s...
How Many Sheep?
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote ...
Can't Argue With That Logic
A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and ...