Three men died and they went to the pearly gates. Saint Peter told them
that the kind of vehicle they would drive in heaven depended on how they
lived their life.
He told the first man he would have a Cadillac because
he lived a good life and never cheated on his wife.
He told the second he would have a motorcycle because he only cheated on
his wife once and he regretted it.
Then he told the third guy he would have a bicycle because
he cheated on his wife alot.
Well, two years later, the man on the bicycle
spotted the man in the Cadillac crying.
He asked why he is crying since he
had such a nice car and the man replied, "I just saw my wife go by on a
skateboard!"
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