Essex tongue

How to speak with an essex tongue!!


alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an?item


amant-? Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")


assband? - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc.


awss- A? four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost
("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver? t'day")


branna-? More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?")


cort a panda - A rather large hamburger


dan in the maff- Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit?dan in the
maff")


eye-eels? - Women's shoes


Furrock? - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre


garrij -? A building where a car is kept or repaired (Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper")


Ibeefa -? Balaeric holiday island


lafarjik- Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")


oi oi! -? Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during? banging dance tunes at clubs


paipa -? The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport


reband-? The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from? Craig")


Saffend? - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday


tan -? The city of London, the big smoke


webbats- Querying the location something or someone is ("Webbats is me dole card, Trace? I've? gotta sign on in arf hour")


wonnid -? 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police


zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is ("I told ya a fazzand times?already")?


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman