Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Murder


The Press swarmed as Gus Refer cut the ribbon ...

Blonde by the lake


a blonde wus walking be a lake a c...

You might be a redne


You're a redneck if... -You have more fingers ...

Sheep


Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...

Only an Alchie...


Two drunks are driving down the highway, drink...

Clinton Radio


A woman always wanted an expensive car: a stat...

Car ads explained


If the ad claims... It really means


"Rough c...

Redneck quickies 3


You might be a redneck if...You've totaled eve...

Chile Lover


Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...

Snow today


Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.


O...

Marital bliss?????????


Getting married is very much like going to a c...

Lawyer quickies 4


Q: How do you know when your divorce is gettin...

THE FEMALE


A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a s...

Funny Van Goghs


Van Gogh After much careful research, it has b...

Instructor


Did you hear about the Duke science major who ...

Naming Disasters After Women


Why do they give female names to natural disas...

Get Out of The Car


Your momma so fat when she steped on the scale...

You're 42 and still have


You're 42 and still have clowns come to your b...

Redneck quickies 31


You might be a redneck if...


You have to duc...

Santa Claus


Once upon a time there was a perfect woman, an...

Married Couple


On their way to a justice of the peace to get ...

Instructions for Use


These statements were found on actual products...

Borrowing A Mule


There was a guy in the middle of the desert an...

You might be a redneck if...


You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn an...

MIT Grad Jobs


Reaching the end of a job interview, the human...