Meeting The Neighbors
Over dinner, a woman said to her husband, "I m...
Car Jokes
Political Hunting
Clinton and Al Gore went hunting one day. As t...
Coming to America
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driv...
Redneck quickies 21
You might be a redneck if...
Your kid takes ...
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell...
Don't feed the a
This couple happened to be driving through the...
Honeymooners later on. . .
A couple married forty years were revisiting t...
Designated drunk
A COP WAS WATCHING THIS PARTICULAR BAR KNOWN F...
The Rookie
A rookie Police Officer was assigned to ride i...
Quail Pointing Mule
A car drives up to a farmer's house, a man get...
Getting into Olympics
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all wen...
Blond and crocodile shoes!
A blonde walks into a shoe shop looking for so...
Disney World
Two blondes got in their car and went to Disne...
Artificial Intelligence
A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two ...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
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Mamma
Your mama so fat that when she wore a green co...
car stereo
(found on car window)
Sound system will not w...
Driving Nuns
A police officer had just pulled over a car fu...
Vacationing in Transylvania
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationi...
Driving the Secretar
One evening a man drove his secretary home aft...
Top Twenty Things to do While in a Drive Thru
1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and...
Don't give us a bad name
There was a blonde driving down the road liste...
Nagging Wife
A drunk is driving through the city and his ca...
Disney left
There were 3 blondes in a nice red sports car....
Dead babies
Whats the difference between a pile of dead ba...