Car Jokes

Car Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

What do you call a snake that rides around on t...

Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a c...

Locked Car I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

Locked Car I recently saw a distraught young la...

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards.

It's time once again to consider the candidates...

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town.

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming tow...

A family is driving in their car on a holiday.

A family is driving in their car on a holiday. ...

You know what I did before I married?

You know what I did before I married? Anything ...

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blon...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You ...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the fi...

There was a typical blond.

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending mac...

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Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?

Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...

Three guys died and when St.

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at ...

It's out!

It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...

Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your accountants letter of resignation is postm...

A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night.

A man was out, driving happily along in his car...

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the...

Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

Q: What do you call a snake that rides around o...