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Car Jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.
After shopping for most of the day, a couple re...
An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.
An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon...
An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman.
An elderly man was headed home in his car one e...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.
An elderly couple who were childhood sweetheart...
This is a true story..
This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady ...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
Sally was driving home from one of her business...
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25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm K...
Milking Cows A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
Milking Cows A salesman's car breaks down, so h...
There was a typical blond.
There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.
A woman from New York was driving through a rem...
You know you’re in IT if...
You know you’re in IT if... ...you paid $6000 f...
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizon...
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear...
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can ...
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in ...
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in ...
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed.
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it ...
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer.
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load ...
There was a little boy by the name of Billy.
There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Bi...
What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?
What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?...
A Mother's Quotes PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
A Mother's Quotes PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: I don't...
Borrowing Our four children, always on the go, frequently communicate with each other by leaving notes around the house telling where they've gone, what they're doing, or whatever.
Borrowing Our four children, always on the go, ...