Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I love cats...they taste just like chicken Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools Happiness is a belt-fed weapon Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... ...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... Montana - At least our cows are sane! The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from! Forget about World Peace..... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We are bom naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest