Car Jokes

Car Jokes

There was a little boy by the name of Billy.

There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Bi...

Once upon a time there was a blonde.

Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had lo...

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...

You know you’re in IT if...

You know you’re in IT if... ...you paid $6000 f...

It's out!

It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...

Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your accountants letter of resignation is postm...

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can ...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending mac...

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It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards.

It's time once again to consider the candidates...

A family is driving in their car on a holiday.

A family is driving in their car on a holiday. ...

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blon...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You ...

Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?

Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...

Once upon a time there was a blonde.

Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had lo...

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer.

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load ...

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?...

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

What do you call a snake that rides around on t...

Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a c...

Locked Car I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

Locked Car I recently saw a distraught young la...

You know what I did before I married?

You know what I did before I married? Anything ...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the fi...

Three guys died and when St.

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at ...

A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night.

A man was out, driving happily along in his car...