You know you’re in IT if... ...you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car. ...your pets are named Cat 5 and Cat 6. ...power cords breed in your office. ...your laptop is held together with duct tape. ...you accidentally tell your wife to submit a ticket when she asks you what you want for dinner. ...you make CAT5 action figures. ...you have a tray table on the server rack for lunch. ...you’ve racked up 10 weeks of vacation and still don’t have time to take any. ...rock, paper, scissors is a legitimate decision-making process. ...you have more switches than friends. ...you have a server rack in your garage at home. ...all of your relatives expect you to fix their home computer.
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