An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman. Have you been drinking tonight, sir? the policeman asked . Well, I may have had a pint or two. The man replied, smiling. Why do you ask? Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back. Oh, thank goodness, the man exclaimed. I thought I'd gone deaf!
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