An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars. The husband says: We've got to give it back. She says, Finders keepers & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic. The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home. One knocks on the door & says: Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday? She says: No.. The husband says: She's lying. She hid it up in the attic. She says: Don't believe him, he's getting senile. But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him. One says: Tell us the story from the beginning. The old man says: Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school yesterday ... At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: We're outta here ...
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