when suddenly his car grinds to a halt. Fortunately he is close to a town so he takes it to a Murray, the Moose Mechanic. Take a walk round town Percy, says Murray, I'll take a look at it.
30 minutes later Percy comes back. Well, says Murray, it looks like you've blown a seal.
No no no, that's just ice-cream...
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