in front of a mental institution. He pulls over and begins to change the tire. After jacking up the car, he takes off the hubcap and removes the nuts. As he turns to get the spare tire, he knocks over the hubcap and spills the nuts down a nearby sewer drain.
"Great. What do I do now?" he says.
One of the inmates at the asylum, watching the scene, says "Why don't you just take one nut off the other three wheels and use them to get to a repair shop?"
The professor, incredulous, turns to the man and says "I have two PhDs, I was a Rhodes scholar, I teach advanced mathematics at an Ivy League school, and I've won a Nobel prize. How did you think of that and I didn't?"
To which the man responds "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!"
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