and stops his car after seeing a little girl crying near a cliff. "Hey honey, why are you crying?" asks the man. "My daddy was looking down the cliff when he fell..." answers the little girl, sobing. "Oh that's terrible... And where is your mommy?" asks again the man. "Mommy ran down the road to find help but I saw her tripping and falling from another cliff too... My parents are dead and I am scared..." Cries the little girl. Upon hearing that, the man looks left, looks right, then unzip his pants and says "Well that's really not your lucky day".
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