5 Russian Jokes about Vodka
#1
A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
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Car Jokes
Heisenberg gets pulled over (Nerd humor)
Finding great success as a scientist Heisenberg...
Nelson Mandela...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV a...
The Golden Toilet
A guy was invited to this lush party by his bos...
So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash.
I suppose he had bad *karma*
What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have?
An Audi.
^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry
My grandpa told me this one.
So an older couple is discussing the inevitable...
What's the worst part of running into your ex?
You have to get out and check to see how bad yo...
I had coffee with Red Bull this morning...
After about 10 minutes on the highway, I realiz...
A most horrible occurrence.
A man runs into a gas station, obviously very f...
This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car
This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black ...
Bad Bernie
Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day h...
Came up with this on a long car ride
What's a skeleton's least favorite game?
wishbone
The genie and the Aboriginal
An Aboriginal was walking along the beach when ...
AZ Hitchhiker
Sally was driving home from one of her business...
Dogs vs Girlfriends
If you ever want to see who is more loyal, your...
An accordion player goes to a bar... (warning: dumb joke)
After a long night at performing at a local res...
The problem with getting married in heaven..
On their way to get married a couple gets into ...
This penguin was driving cross country, when suddenly his car starts to smoke.
This penguin was driving cross country, when s...
My best joke: The Parking Garage
A boy and a girl were playing Hide and Seek. Wh...
My work colleague sees himself as the pun king... he just made up these jokes..... opinions?
"I bought a new house last week but the previou...
How do you fit 50 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 3 in the back and 45 in the ash ...
Who doesn't enjoy a blonde joke
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...
A man gets pulled over for speeding
The cop comes over to the window and asks the m...
A daughter is riding in a car with her elderly mother...
Her mother runs through a red light, and the da...