An Aboriginal was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. He thought that he might be able to sell it and make some money so he started cleaning it up, rubbing it with his sleeve.
All of a sudden a genie popped out and said, "I will grant you three wishes, but wish carefully."
So the Aboriginal says, "I would love to be white!"
POOF!! He becomes white!
"For my second wish, I would love to be rich."
POOF!! He becomes rich, and is dressed in designer clothes and has a nice car.
"Okay" says the genie, "what is your third wish?"
"Hmm" says the Aboriginal, "this is something I have always wanted. I never want to have to work again!"
"Okay." says the genie.
POOF!! He is turned into an Aboriginal!
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